Over coffee … This morning I'm wondering why people with more money than they'll ever need don't hire drivers to take them to parties where they are sure to drink too much. Particularly when they've been arrested previously for drinking and driving. Yes, I'm talking about Kiefer Sutherland, who may face jail time this time, but he's not the only one who shouldn't be behind the wheel … Speaking of people who shouldn't be behind a wheel, Paris Hilton says she plans to go to Rwanda in November. She wants to use her celebrity for good. I wonder if she could find Rwanda on a map … Usher and his new wife, Tameka Foster, know that the baby they are expecting is a boy, so of course they shared that with the world, er, I mean, fans … Yay! Maya Rudolph is officially back to SNL … In news to no one, Heidi Montag (from The Hills) finally admits she did have plastic surgery … The gorgeous Keira Knightley says that when she made red carpet appearances for Pride & Prejudice, people told her she was a 7 out of 10. And we wonder why young actresses develop eating disorders … And in my favorite quote of the day, Taye Diggs, who joins former Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh on Private Practice, says his character should be called "McChocolatey."