How do you decide where to seat all those stars at the SAG Awards? Get a white erasable board as big as a table, lock your team in a room with enough sushi to last six hours, and go to it. That's how  producer Kathy Connell and her two "brilliant" assistants, Jon Brockett and Dana Kenerson, got to the seating arrangements you see in the slideshow below (that's me with the 10-foot, 200 pound 'Actor' and Kathy welcoming you to the red carpet.) Some of their placements are playful - Ricky Gervais, who starred in the British version of The Office and is nominated for his role in the current Extras, will sit next to NBC's The Office crew; Hollywood newbie Ellen Page, a nominee for Juno, is at Tom Cruise's table. Click on any of the pictures below to get more info about what you're looking at.