This week...

The highly cute Jonas Brothers (at right) were everywhere. But where the heck did they come from?

Chelsea Clinton missed an opportunity. She could have answered a student question at Butler University by saying that her mother's decision to stay with her father after the Lewinsky affair shows Hillary's strength and commitment to family. Instead, Chelsea told him to MYOB.

Heather Locklear got bad news. Her ex, Richie Sambora, was busted for driving under the influence while he had their daughter, Ava, in the car. Want to bet on whether there will be new custody arrangements?

Lindsay Lohan got a job. In a movie about Charles Manson. Be happy for her.

Robin Williams' wife, Marsha, filed for divorce. Williams had no immediate humorous retort.

George Clooney did Kentucky proud. In Louisville, he explained that he's just like his fellow Kentuckians, only famous. ... And rich. And handsome. And talented. (Those last three are my words, not his.)

Demi Moore looked fabulous everywhere she went as she promoted her new movie Flawless. She's the poster child for aging well.

Paris Hilton said she loves South Africa and West Africa. "They are both great countries."